I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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