Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
3pm strippers are depressing
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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