why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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