Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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