would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
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