so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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