We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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