yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
did i walk over a car last night?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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