I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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