its not stalking. its research.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
