Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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