great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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