oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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