I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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