ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
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