Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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