the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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