Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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