We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
