Where is the hickey?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Randomize
