Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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