she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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