neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Vodka?
Forever.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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