Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
