Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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