Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
she told me i tasted like america
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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