hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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