Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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