hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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