The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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