yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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