Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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