I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
you win again, gameday.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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