do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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