that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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