shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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