If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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