Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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