only if we run a train.
done.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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