she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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