No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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