Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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