yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
A+ Viking dick
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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