ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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