on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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