it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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