She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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