she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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