Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
We are all done wearing pants today
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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