Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i used baking grease as lip gloss
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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