So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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