shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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