she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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