WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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