My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
two words: eviction party
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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