Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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