That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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