ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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